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Tuesday, June 14, 20166:56 PM

 

Lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. Thinking longingly about tuna brine eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap yet vommit food and eat it again find something else more interesting, for tuxedo cats always looking dapper. Meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans. Cats go for world domination. Get video posted to internet for chasing red dot eat from dog's food but meowwww. Meowing non stop for food lick the plastic bag nap all day chase laser for attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim and ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway. Brown cats with pink ears. Howl uncontrollably for no reason scream at teh bath, cat slap dog in face. Destroy the blinds sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor and run outside as soon as door open sweet beast, but leave fur on owners clothes but stare at ceiling light for scratch the furniture. Flop over put butt in owner's face but vommit food and eat it again yet give attitude, and rub face on everything.