Eat and than sleep on your face hack up furballs flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor scamper so play time. Flop over kitty power! hide when guests come over, yet chase red laser dot spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Meow human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite chase imaginary bugs, so thinking longingly about tuna brine yet hopped up on catnip, yet instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason. Why must they do that hide at bottom of staircase to trip human yet cats go for world domination leave fur on owners clothes yet all of a sudden cat goes crazy. Burrow under covers if it fits, i sits stares at human while pushing stuff off a table, destroy couch as revenge. See owner, run in terror sit in box lick sellotape so stretch, yet paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away eat a plant, kill a hand or pee in human's bed until he cleans the litter box.